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4.
When Brittany Spears sits down on the toilet intending poop, but instead fires a high-powered stream of urine from her anus. Can be seen on South Park.
It's really loud in the bathroom right now, I think he's splooging.
by TheKillerSock December 12, 2010
 
1.
To ejaculate with some force on your partner but at close range as to make the smacking sound as the cum hits her.
He stood up in the spa and finished by splooging all over her waiting lips and face.
by Val Paraiso April 26, 2006
 
2.
Causing a mass eruption of bodily fluids, mostly out of the penis.
Why are you splooging all over me!?
by NelliyJuice November 04, 2011
 
3.
The act of putting your purple headed yogurt slinger into a girl's wizard sleeve.
Let's go splooge some sloots!

Friend:Were you splooging her last night?
Me: I took her upstairs and drove the big ol' skin bus into tuna town. BURR
by Joey Gaskell January 07, 2012