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2.
the sound a penny makes when droped in an elevator shaft
"i want to wait to hear the sploik when it hits the ground"
by misha lovelock June 20, 2003
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1.
When the penis misses the vagina completely and goes full force into the taint. The resulting force causes a severe bend or flex in the erect penis resulting in pain and discomfort to the penis and sometimes the taint region.
I was bangin your mom super hard from behind, she was really liking it. She started bucking around and I tried to slam it in there hard and got a severe sploink that pretty much put me out of commission for an hour or so.
by Airgazim August 27, 2007
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3.
1.the act of penatrating anothers punani with ones discostick

2. half physicic half rock pokemon on pokemon ruby saphire and emareld

3. careless fratinization
didnt u hear i want to sploink you
by haskinzzz59 July 07, 2009
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4.
To do what no mans has done before.....
you just sploinked it... and a splink was apprehended...splink
by the connection May 04, 2003
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