To do what no mans has done before.....
you just sploinked it... and a splink was apprehended...splink
by the connection May 04, 2003
When the penis misses the vagina completely and goes full force into the taint. The resulting force causes a severe bend or flex in the erect penis resulting in pain and discomfort to the penis and sometimes the taint region.
I was bangin your mom super hard from behind, she was really liking it. She started bucking around and I tried to slam it in there hard and got a severe sploink that pretty much put me out of commission for an hour or so.
by Airgazim August 27, 2007
the sound a penny makes when droped in an elevator shaft
"i want to wait to hear the sploik when it hits the ground"
by misha lovelock June 20, 2003