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4.
a womans vagina
neville:"wa goan blud, what you been up to?"
winston:"just been playing with my bitches splodge all afternoon nigga!"
by sweatybollox May 09, 2010
 
1.
The word used to describe sticky substances or fluids ejaculated from the human body i.e. sperm
Phil shot his splodge all over Dean Gaffney in a potential reach around situation.
by Liz_Rodo February 13, 2008
 
2.
A small, wet mass of any sort, or the onomatapeic word for the noise it makes. Also a shortened form of Sploodge.
That paint fell from the ceiling and landed with a splodge.

If you're going to buttfuck me at least clean up your Splodge.
by Testes_tony July 19, 2003
 
3.
lazy day, cba to do anything
I'm enjoying a splodge day with so and so
by germanevilbitch May 30, 2011
 
5.
He owns you. OWNS YOU I SAY!
"You own as much as splodge!"
by yoshi July 22, 2003