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2.
A small, wet mass of any sort, or the onomatapeic word for the noise it makes. Also a shortened form of Sploodge.
That paint fell from the ceiling and landed with a splodge.

If you're going to buttfuck me at least clean up your Splodge.
by Testes_tony July 19, 2003
 
1.
The word used to describe sticky substances or fluids ejaculated from the human body i.e. sperm
Phil shot his splodge all over Dean Gaffney in a potential reach around situation.
by Liz_Rodo February 13, 2008
 
3.
lazy day, cba to do anything
I'm enjoying a splodge day with so and so
by germanevilbitch May 30, 2011
 
4.
a womans vagina
neville:"wa goan blud, what you been up to?"
winston:"just been playing with my bitches splodge all afternoon nigga!"
by sweatybollox May 09, 2010
 
5.
He owns you. OWNS YOU I SAY!
"You own as much as splodge!"
by yoshi July 22, 2003