Top Definition
The art of splitting up a group of people by walking through them.

1 point if you split them up as they come towards you.
2 points if you split them up and they are holding hands.
3 points if you split them up and they are walking in the same direction as you.

BEST DONE IN SHOPPING CENTRES
Person 1: Did you see the splitage i just pulled on that old couple?
Person 2: Yeah but my splitage from behind was better.
by sezmac May 03, 2010

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