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4.
Apparently they can be called fish tails
*texts* OMG I LOVE CUTTING MY SPLIT ENDS. 'LOL. what are they?' THEY'RE LIKE...WHITE FISH TAILS.
by Ryan O_O July 20, 2008
 
1.
Something girls constantly bitch about.
OMG I have split ends!
OMG really?? Me too!
by onetwothree45 March 11, 2010
 
2.
Something only American girls can worry about.
omg i gotz split ends wut em i gunna do im not prtty anuff
by shinector April 05, 2006
 
3.
When one goes to piss and it comes out in two streams.

This usually occurs after one has ejaculated and the cum has dried in the dick hole.
John: "WTF is all over the bathroom?!?!?!"
Bob: "Sorry dude, i got Split Ends"
by JERKYthekid November 27, 2009
 
5.
When ones penis has "split".
"Oh shit. Ive got a split end after fucking your maws face last nite"
by Cheesey the Monk March 01, 2005