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1. Split Ends
Something girls constantly bitch about.
OMG I have split ends!
OMG really?? Me too!
2. split ends
Something only American girls can worry about.
omg i gotz split ends wut em i gunna do im not prtty anuff
3. Split Ends
When one goes to piss and it comes out in two streams.

This usually occurs after one has ejaculated and the cum has dried in the dick hole.
John: "WTF is all over the bathroom?!?!?!"
Bob: "Sorry dude, i got Split Ends"
4. Split ends
Apparently they can be called fish tails
*texts* OMG I LOVE CUTTING MY SPLIT ENDS. 'LOL. what are they?' THEY'RE LIKE...WHITE FISH TAILS.
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