You win the lottery, give half to your spouse, and leave! Split, and leave!
Hey, sweetie! I'm so glad we've been married all these years, but I just won 100 million in the lottery and realize that I'm NOT so glad we've been married all these years! Here's your half, and I'm outta here, Bitch! I'm Splieaveing your ass!
by Symihow July 18, 2010