When the guy your dating isn't a millionaire, but still trys to spoil you.
Looks like you got yourself a Splenda Daddy!
by Collegeguy79 September 15, 2010
Top Definition
A man who strives to be a Sugar Daddy but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off.
She was all excited that she had finally landed a Sugar Daddy until he rolled up in his Accord. It was then she realized she had landed a Splenda Daddy, instead.
by WeeLittleBit February 14, 2005
a younger version of a sugar daddy, a wanna-be sugar daddy, a sugar daddy in the making, or a guy who's not quite a sugar daddy b/c of lack of disposable income
girl #1 "So, he's flying you all the way to Miami just to see him for the weekend?"

girl #2 "Yeah, can you believe it? But he's not flying me first class..."

girl #3 "So what? It's gotta be nice having a splenda daddy!"
by dirtybitchkatie May 14, 2007
A man who is willing to be a sugar daddy, but has a serious lack of funds.
Actually my splenda daddy got it for me...so no.
by word diva February 08, 2011
A term coined by Cindy B. Gilbert to describe a broke man attempting to be a sugar daddy.

(Other artificial sweetener brands suffice as well for this term.)
Jessica: Hey did you here about that gold digger dude Michael's dating?
Cindy: Ha, Michael having a bae.. funny...but seriously bro, no worries there, Michael is such a Splenda Daddy.
Jessica: Whaddya' mean?
Cindy: Everyone knows Michael's broke af.
by Redheadedamericangirl December 19, 2015
A suitable substitute for a sugar daddy, without the crash. Financially sound, smart with investments, and too attractive to have to pay for it.
My sugar daddy stopped paying my rent and I got evicted. I pulled my bum self to gether and now I have a splenda daddy that gets me the occasional man bag, spa day, and bag of tina.
by realtalkallende November 06, 2015
An older man who dates younger women but nowhere near as wealthy as a "sugar daddy." Not quite the same as the real thing.
My Splenda Daddy works for the City and his car broke down when he took me to the Club that has no cover last night.
by Legendssd October 14, 2010
A man not able to financially achieve the status of being a sugar daddy but still plays out the lifestyle through a unsustainable dependency on plastic. Wealth is not defined by cash or assets, but by the confidence and perception that is reinforced through the man's credit card limit.
Unconcerned about his bleak bank account, my splenda daddy flew me to Paris and bought me everything I wanted using his American Express card.
by G-A-K October 28, 2011

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