Adjective; A way of describing anything that you would be willing to pay $4100 to do. Derived from former NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer's expensive hour with a hooker.
Guy 1:"Yo look at that bittie right there. She's pretty smokin. Think she's Spitzerfiable?"
Guy 2: "Fuck no! She looks like a dude! No way I'd throw down 4 grand for her sloppy ass."