| 2. | Spitetomatoes | ||
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Main Entry: spite·tomato
Pronunciation: 'spIt · t&-'mA-(")tO; chiefly British, eastern New England, northeastern Virginia, and sometimes elsewhere in cultivated speech -'ma'- or -'mä-; chiefly Northern -'ma- Function: noun Inflected Form(s): singular -spitetomato Etymology: Middle English, short for despite/ alteration of earlier tomate, from Spanish, from Nahuatl tomatl 1: tomatoe's garnished in or on a meal or dish after the orderer of the meal specifically asked for "no tomatoes". 2a: petty ill will or hatred with the disposition to irritate, annoy, or thwart via the tomato B: the most outwardly disrespectfull act a fast food server can perform on their customer. Function: transitive verb Inflected Form(s): action/past tense -spitetomatoed' 1: the act of garnishing tomatoe's (diced or whole) without regard for respective absence requested. "i asked for no tomotoes, and i know you heard me becuase the receipt had "- tom" on it, there is obviously some malice going on here because there was just one big hunk of spitetomato in the middle of my gordita"
"dayum yo, i been spitetomatoed'!" "gosh how i hate those darn spitetomatoes, curse thee!! the world would be a more better place without them" |
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| 1. | Spitetomatoes | ||
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Pronunciation: 'spIt · t&-'mA-(")tO; chiefly British, eastern New England, northeastern Virginia, and sometimes elsewhere in cultivated speech -'ma'- or -'mä-; chiefly Northern -'ma-
Function: noun Inflected Form(s): singular -spitetomato Etymology: Middle English, short for despite/ alteration of earlier tomate, from Spanish, from Nahuatl tomatl 1: tomatoe's garnished in or on a meal or dish after the orderer of the meal specifically asked for "no tomatoes". 2a: petty ill will or hatred with the disposition to irritate, annoy, or thwart via the tomato B: the most outwardly disrespectfull act a fast food server can perform on their customer. Function: transitive verb Inflected Form(s): action/past tense -spitetomatoed' 1: the act of garnishing tomatoe's (diced or whole) without regard for respective absence requested. "i asked for no tomotoes, and i know you heard me becuase the receipt had "- tom" on it, there is obviously some malintent going on here because there was just one very large chunk of spitetomato in the middle of my gordita"
"dayum yo, i been spitetomatoed'!" "gosh how i hate those darn spitetomatoes, curse thee and dam them to hell damnit!!" "hi 1-800-taco-bel? i'd like to report a spitetomatoe-ing" |
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