drunk, completely shitfaced
Attending to drunk people is no fun at all. The only time it's fun is if you're equally as spiffed as your friend.
by cree December 31, 2003
To be decked out in your finest clothing and groomed to perfection.
Bubba, you're looking spiffed in that Burger King uniform and that bacon grease really makes your hair lie flat...are you going to the bowling alley tonight?
by harry flashman July 16, 2003
1. past part. of spiff (to groom or make attractive) usu. spiffed up; also, well-dressed

2. Intoxicated esp. to a level of severely impaired motor and cognative function, usu. from ingestion of alcohol or alcohol in conjunction with other illicit/illegal drugs
1. "My dentist really spiffed up his waiting room over the summer!" or "My roommate spiffed up for his date tonight."

2. "After four shots and six beers, I was so spiffed I couldn't stand up." or "I was a little drunk when we got to her place, but after we smoked a couple bowls I was totally spiffed!"
by Johann7 November 24, 2006
1. past part. of spiff (to groom or make attractive) usu. spiffed up; also, well-dressed

2. Intoxicated esp. to a level of severely impaired motor and cognative function, usu. from ingestion of alcohol or alcohol in conjunction with other illicit/illegal drugs
1. "My dentist really spiffed up his waiting room over the summer!" or "My roommate spiffed up for his date tonight."

2. "After four shots and six beers, I was so spiffed I couldn't stand up." or "I was a little drunk when we got to her place, but after we smoked a couple bowls I was totally spiffed!"
by Johann7 December 16, 2006
To be swagged, to the level where the word swag is no long swag.
Person 1:Do you see that girl karlee?
Person 2:Yeah man, she has swag.
Person 1:lol, yeah. Sh.. Whoa do you see Thomas?
Person 2:Dang that boy is lookin spiffed today.
by Kawika Swag. May 04, 2011
The action of being spiffy.
Man thats spiffed.
by Matt June 29, 2003
to give or receive oral sex
i got spiffed last night
by uncle mitchell November 18, 2004

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