when your ho is gone you rub one out then hide behind the door and when she comes in you throw your load at her eyes.(It is vital that you just up onto something and strike in the tradidtional croutching spiderman posistion)
that bitch was gone all day so when she came in, i pulled out a spiderman.
by Frank Robinson November 17, 2005

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when u jack off into your hand and throw the cum at someone
spiderman slung his web at marry janes face
by gangsterdillweed May 26, 2007

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After fucking a chick in the ass. You pull out and cum in your hand. When she turns around you throw the cum in her face like a spider web. Then yell "look out for SPIDERMAN"!!!
I was getting on a bitch at a Halloween party, so i decided to give her the SPIDERMAN
by Kevin Franz December 01, 2006

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The spiderman is something that often happens to guys that go to prison on their first night in the shower. All the other guys beat up the "fresh fish" and push him to the ground in the corner of the shower then they form a circle around him and beat off till they cum in their hand and sling it at the new guy that all beat up and crying like a little girl. As they throw the cum at him they yell "Go Web!". Its a way of showing the new guy that from that minute on he's somebody's bitch.
Damn, look over there, that guy's gettin spiderman'ed! They pushed him to the floor, beat off in their hands and threw the nut all over him. He's somebody's bitch now..... sad.
by Big Duff March 06, 2009

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Very, very sticky weed. As coined by T.I. in the classic "Rubberband Man" in the line

"Herb so sticky it stick to the walls like Spiderman"
*Nig* Where dem tweeds at yo?

*Grimace* Stuck to the goddamn ceiling man, I got that mothafuckin' Spiderman.
by EightEqualsD September 23, 2007

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An addendum to the method of performing the Spiderman below. When completing the Spiderman (flinging the "web" into the girl's face), you must make the appropriate Spiderman hand gesture AND voice Spidey's famous web noise - THWIPP! Immediately web swinging away is recommended (for added effect throw in a Spidey catch phrase or witicism).
OH OH YEAH! AHHHHH....... THWIPP!!!! ....Cripes!
by Matt J. June 08, 2005

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When someone decides to have sex directly after having their balls busted which causes blood to come out instead of jizz.
damn it, I had a spider-man.
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