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When a man cums and when the cum is in his hand he trows it in the girls face.
I am gunna go jack-off and then spiderman you and the kids.
by xSxE March 10, 2009
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(verb) To marry a woman, have sex with her, and then arrange a deal with the devil to retroactively negate the marriage, altering past, present and future so that the marriage never took place.
Mary Jane? Yeah, I Spider-man'd that biatch. Hard.
by Framling February 11, 2010
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When a guy ejaculates while laying his dick along the inside of his wrist, pretending to be spiderman.
by DarkPhantom October 26, 2008
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Some geek dude who is actually quite cool because he can shoot web out of his wrists without bleeding to death and wears a blue and red costume. Has a gay flash animation dance on the internet and looks for Mary Jane when it rains.

He's slightly cooler than Chuck Norris because he can swing around buildings without hitting them and dying in a gory mess.

But like all the other superheroes, he pales in comparison to Batman since Batman can throw a Batarang and still save the day.
Spiderman is cool because he can fight Chuck Norris

"My Spider sense is tingling! It's raining and Mary Jane's T-shirt is getting wet and see-through!"

"I'm not gay, no no way, but watching me dance will make you gay."
by darkverge April 15, 2007
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Most of these are right. But after you do the *thwip* web thing and throw cum in her face, you have to jump out the nearest window and shout "Crikey". Otherwise it's pretty weak.
Spiderman, sex, thwip, window, crikey
by johnstitch January 22, 2007
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when u jack off into your hand and throw the cum at someone
spiderman slung his web at marry janes face
by gangsterdillweed May 26, 2007
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Your having sex doggystyle with a girl and right before you cum you pull out and cum in your hand, then you tell the girl to turn around and you throw it in her face, hence the name spiderman.(not reccomended if this girl is your girlfriend and/or life....unless shes really kinky)
you should've been at my izacs party last night. i had sex with this girl and did the spiderman, hahaha she was pissed!
by Andrew Kimball November 12, 2007
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