the scariest little bug
i've ever seen. spider are 8-legged arachnids
that use spider silk (that comes out of their ass) in a variety of ways, depending on the species. most spiders spin webs with their silk to catch innocent insects and use their vampire-like fangs
to inject paralyzer venom into their prey, then devour its insides like a monster. it also seems that spiders TRY to look as freaky as possible (large, bulging eggsack sitting on its ass
; showing its large eyes and fangs to you) so that they can scary the crap out of you, then make a spider-home, lay some eggs, and create more scary-as-crap creatures. in my opinion, even the smallest spider is scary as hell
tiny spider: *climbs on my shoulder* hallo dere.
me: OH GOD GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!!
Ferrari convertibles include the F355 Spider and the 360 Spider.
Porsche convertibles include the 550 Spyder.
The tiny chest hair sarounding one's niples.
Are you triming your spiders again?
When a guy sticks his thumb up a girl's ass from behind (likely while fucking her doggy style
) and lets his fingers rest on her upper ass/lower back (possibly tapping his fingers making it even weirder). This makes it seem to her as though a giant spider is crawling up her ass. Most likely done by inexperienced individuals.
Jen: So I heard you fucked Joe? How was he?
Jamie: Uhhh...ok I guess, he kinda weirded me out by doing the spider though.
Jen: Fuckin amateur, lets make out.
When you get naked and do a handstand in the doorway to a closed door. When the unsuspecting victim opens the door all he/she sees is a butthole, and some upside down genitalia.
"Look, Scott took off all his close, he's gonna give Dan the spider. Weird his balls are upside down. Man Scott is so funny all of the time."
itching in the pubic hair region.
i've got an attack of spiders here, fetch my scratching stick
something bored students make by sticking saples in a pencil eraser and throwing it on the school cieling so it can stick and annoy the teachers.
Did ya count how many spiders where on the celing today? ~ Me