Verb.
1) When you climb backwards on top of an elementary school playmate on a swing. There are now 8-limbs, hence, the "spider-swing."
2) A particularly crude form of PDA, involving a couple at dinner, or any public forum, when one member drapes their legs across their partner's lap. It usually involves eskimo kissing or other acts of intimacy to heighten the level of annoyance. They are now an amorphous wrap of limbs, also, very irritating, hence, "spider-swinging."
1) When you climb backwards on top of an elementary school playmate on a swing. There are now 8-limbs, hence, the "spider-swing."
2) A particularly crude form of PDA, involving a couple at dinner, or any public forum, when one member drapes their legs across their partner's lap. It usually involves eskimo kissing or other acts of intimacy to heighten the level of annoyance. They are now an amorphous wrap of limbs, also, very irritating, hence, "spider-swinging."
"Your girlfriend is a serious spider-swinger."
"Sorry, I like you, but I am really not into spider-swinging."
"Dudes, quit spider-swinging, I am trying to eat."
"Sorry, I like you, but I am really not into spider-swinging."
"Dudes, quit spider-swinging, I am trying to eat."
by waywardbetty March 7, 2011
When two people sit on the same swing, face to face, creating 8 "legs". Thus, spider swing.
A non sexual-version of the swinging spider.
A non sexual-version of the swinging spider.
by Gomerj84 January 17, 2010
Example 1: Oh man, I saw those two chicks spider swinging and it totally turned me on!
Example 2: Spider swinging like yet another one of the funnest things ever!!!
Example 2: Spider swinging like yet another one of the funnest things ever!!!
by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve May 15, 2011
when a couple is having sex on a swingset. one partner is sitting on the swing while the other is sitting on their lap facing them. just like how kids swing with eachother but with a twist.
by erorby August 10, 2009