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A derogatory term used to describe an underweight person with spindly limbs and/or disproportionate facial features.
Georgette: "Barbara is looking too skinny these days."
Candace: "Tell me about it. She's a fucking Spider Monkey."
by Quattrodeuce September 24, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Def. 1: When a man ejaculates into a spider monkey's hand and proceeds to throw the jizz it into his partner's face.

Def. 2: When a man ejaculates into a spider money's hand and throws the monkey at his partner.
Spider Monkey all on that hoe, watch me jizz and watch me throw
by TAAE July 26, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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by A fan. March 24, 2004
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The act of distracting your partner yelling "SPIDER MONKEY" so that you can jizz all over their face.
Spider Monkey That Hoe!
by Jimmy Longshot January 14, 2010
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When a girl gives 2 handjobs and a blowjob to three different guys, while having sex with a fourth guy at the same time.
Dude me, Jim, Andy, and James Spider Monkeyed Amy last night
by Kpahx October 28, 2010
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the name given to Rob in our customer service department for his freakish athletic abilities.
by andersonland.org June 20, 2004
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A sexual position where the male inserts his penal object into the breastulare corals (may be commonly referred to as cleavage) and achieves orgasmic fusion as the female makes a licking or sucking motion on the male's testicles.
Jeff's busty ginger girlfriend suggested the spider monkey position after the missionary position got old.
by pussypunker December 31, 2010
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