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A badass creature in Minecraft, the Spider Jockey is a Skeletal Archer literally riding on one of those giant Spiders. Luckily, the are no Cave Spider Jockeys as Beta 1.8 of the game. Player 1: Is that skeleton riding a spider?
Player 2: Yeah, it is... RUN! Player 1: What? Why? Player 2: Do you know how hard one of those is? Player 1: Pretty easy: I'll just kill it with my diamond sword. Player 2: Go on the wiki and search Spider Jockey. Player 1: What ev... Urrrggghhh. |
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