A picnic on the grass of the side of a freeway, parkway, or
major highway. The picnic-ers usually seem to be oblivious to the presence of fast moving traffic only feet away.
Father: No son, that was a spicnic. You're not a spick son. At least not 100% spick.
guy2; yea i heard they had a spic-nic he squeezed his lime into her corona then she wrapped her tortilla round his taco meat
guy1; sounds demographicly delicious