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A sphynctor is a person (male or female) who masterbates goats on a regular basis. The kind of person who does this kind of thing has to be a somewhat quiet person who on occasions makes rude comments.
"You are a sphynctor"
"Dude, shes such a sphynctor"
by English class sucks March 04, 2009

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