Top Definition
Spermy! The fish with a winsome smile!

Spermy desires a penis, you see.

In order to accomplish this daunting task, he must forcibly gather nutrients from the dicks of human males. FORCIBLY.

He lures in his quarry with his effulent charm; they can't help but smile

Upon latching onto his prey's cock, he procedes to extract the precious substances he craves; his prey still keeps their smile, but are really screaming bloody murder on the inside.

Afterwards, all that remains is a pile of clothes.
Spermy the Fish: GLUB GL-GLUB

Victor the Victim: BOY WHAT A DELIGHTFULLY CHARMING FISH. I THINK I WILL GET CLOSER SO THAT I MAY BETTER VIEW HIS ZEAL.

...
by QuickDick the Terrible February 05, 2010

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×