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A Spermmelier is an expert in the art of fellatio.

A person who frequently imbibes male orgasmic discharge and has extensive knowlege about the proper technique or extracting such discharge in such a way to provide maximum pleasuer to the extractee.
"She did not appreciate the pungent bouquet of my seminal fluids, and thus I had to hire a new spermmelier."
by JimX January 27, 2004

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