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Women who tells a man she is on birth control or cannot have babies and then whines up pregnant.
After our first child my wife told me she couldn't get pregnant 11 years later when i was asking for a divorce she magically got pregnant. Well too bad for her I left anyway now looking to see if I can sue her for lying and being a sperm stealer.
by misstress69 January 26, 2012

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