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When a guy ejaculates on a girls face and gets it in her eye and she runs around like a zombie, looking for a towel with her arm stretched out.
Dan: I jizzed in my girl's eye and she became a Sperm Zombie looking for a towel
Alex: Oh MY God, I'm dying of laughter right now.
by irockatcod4 December 21, 2011

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