Urban Dictionary: Sperm Sandwich

2.	Sperm Sandwich
	A sperm sandwich is the act of a man ejaculating between a woman's tits and then eating it. (Spread is optional). Man 1: Duuude I totally Sperm Sandwiched your sister last night. Man 2: I wouldnt mind spreading some butter between her slices. Man 1: Dude this is your sister you sick bastard Man 2: Yeh but she's well slack. buy sperm sandwich mugs & shirts sperm sandwich jizz tits titfuck spread butter jam by Sam and Paddy Aug 24, 2009 add a video
1.	Sperm Sandwich
	when your balls get crushed between your thighs Person 1: Dude when we were playing football I tackled Steve so hard he got a sperm sandwich! Person 2: I know! He was almost crying! buy sperm sandwich mugs & shirts sperm balls thighs penis testicles by PikeJew Dec 24, 2010 add a video