The Sperm Castle Foundation is in the process of of constructing a life-size sperm castle hotel, where guests can pay a premium rate per night. The hotel is said to have (9) sperm cube bars, (144) sperm cube igloos, and multiple sperm luge rides. It is the foundation's hope to break the records set by the original Ice Hotel in Jukkasjärvi, Sweden.
"She's at home making sperm castles."
"Why didn't Dillon come out tonight?"
"He's helping Cassie build a sperm castle."
"Hey, where are you going with my load?"
*Spit* "I am collecting it for my sperm castle."