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Commonly known as a fish, but can also be a short, semi strong person. This kind of person gets strong because of there lack of ability to communicate with the opposite sex, or get laid. This kind of person was portrayed in the movie 40 year old virgin. but unlike the movie, spergon's will either end up fucking a fat bitch. Extra small shirts,Shaved, toothpick legs, and a mole the size of texas on the face are also very common. Will one day give up on the female sex and will turn to humping its own kind.
by DENIMdan October 14, 2010

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