A guy that has eyes that can make you melt in 5 seconds. Really nice to girls, but too nice. Great guy, will be your best bud. He's cool with everyone and likes to give out hi-fives and fist bumps. Usually into sports, like soccer.
Hey whats up. I love soccer. My name is Spencer. I love basketball too.
Is white has blond hair has blue eyes is wearing a black under armor shirt wears jeans and has yellow shoes and likes to suck dick and gets really mad
an amazing man with crystal blue-grayish eyes. any girl would be lucky to have him because he's great boyfriend material. I love him. with all my heart save the date 1-26-12.
me: "today was jut horrible ):"
spencer: "but no matter what your beautiful"
A place with vibrators and some stuff that horny people use, also if you want to buy a lollipop you reach down there shirt and touch there tits...............oh yeah
lets touch some tits
ok lets go to spencers
A person who is an incredible douche bag that gravitates towards even bigger douche bags with any small amount of power or standing over a group, false or real. A Spencer will coddle the balls of any perceived superior while gagging on their cock and begging for more between breathes in the hope of receiving a pat on the head or an unfounded statement that serves to validate his existence. He is an expert in pointing out the flaws of others, but seems unable to see that he sucks at life and is a complete failure when compared to anyone else. He is a snitch of epic proportions and the type of douche who will be friends with a person while simultaneously talking trash about them behind their back to anyone who will listen.
See Also: DNTB
"Spencer's been snitchin to the boss again, but failed to mention he's the biggest fuck up in the department".
A short, annoying guy who is great at videos games, but has poor social skills, yet is a nerd. But still has a good heart when it comes down to it.
"Hey, did you see that Spencer
? He's ranked, like, 20 on Halo 3!"
"But never had a girlfriend..."
"Ahh, so true."
A pot head who is the king of pursia