i need a new job
Me: Yes spencer is the greatest guy ever he is rofltastic
Abby: Ahh lucky im so jealous
Me: mhm thats right
"Yeah dude...they had sex. Wait doesn't Spencer have sex every night?"
Ask us, we'll probably teach you how to properly use a whip!
Spencers Bee-yotch: Hey, guy, your hat is on backwards.