A person who is an incredible douche bag that gravitates towards even bigger douche bags with any small amount of power or standing over a group, false or real. A Spencer will coddle the balls of any perceived superior while gagging on their cock and begging for more between breathes in the hope of receiving a pat on the head or an unfounded statement that serves to validate his existence. He is an expert in pointing out the flaws of others, but seems unable to see that he sucks at life and is a complete failure when compared to anyone else. He is a snitch of epic proportions and the type of douche who will be friends with a person while simultaneously talking trash about them behind their back to anyone who will listen.
See Also: DNTB
"Spencer's been snitchin to the boss again, but failed to mention he's the biggest fuck up in the department".
a great guy who cares about alot, usually very easy to talk to but can be shy; just someone who cares and is very sweet
he was being such a spencer to her last night, it was so cute :)
Urban slang for a pimp, or ladies man.Owner of a large penis. Known for drinking abilities and masterful guitar skills. A virtuoso in video games and electronics. Known for his friendship making skills and other social oddities.
"Dude you're so cool, you're such a spencer!"
A really genuine guy. By far the most impressive guy you could meet. His qualities consist of being intelligent, clever, agressive, creative, and loving. Spencer knows how to compose a hell of a song, and shreds on his guitar like its the last thing he'll do. Don't be surprised if you see him on tv one day. Did I mention he's a sexy son of a gun. Roughly around 6ft tall, with a built body. Watch out when you're around Spencer because sometimes he gets fiesty and will whip you with that big shlong of his. Aside from that, he honestly is the perfectly imperfect guy for that one special girl.
Girl: "Hey Spencer?"
Girl: "I love you."
Spencer: "I love you too."
Friend 1: "Spencer is the best, he has a larger penis than me, not to mention a super hot gf."
Chuck Norris: "Spencer, you crazy mothafucka. I'll beat you one day."
A male posessing BAMF-like qualities, also very good looking.
Damn, you see that Spencer? Him and Bovice just got shot and are still standing!
Meaning Big Dick or the sexiest person ever, Gets a ton of Pussy, Fuck MILFS.
"Man thats so Spencer" "I wish I was Spencer"
Having the biggest dick.
I love to suck a guy with a Spencer!
An awesome kid who dominates everyone. Described as God or the Almighty King. Extremely good looking and very smart. In great shape, and can beat up anyone. Average 6 foot, 180 lbs. Someone you do not want to mess with.
"Who is the kid that beat Chuck Norris in a fight?"
"I heard that someone hit a 590 ft. home-run?
-O yea, it was Spencer.
"Did you hear that Spencer swam across the Pacific Ocean?"
-Yea I heard. He also just won the Nobel Peace Prize.