"My Spencer will kill me one day if I have to keep choking on this broccoli."
"Man, that Spencer keeps me in the bathroom all night, sitting on the toilet."
Girl: "I love you."
Spencer: "I love you too."
Friend 1: "Spencer is the best, he has a larger penis than me, not to mention a super hot gf."
Chuck Norris: "Spencer, you crazy mothafucka. I'll beat you one day."
"I heard that someone hit a 590 ft. home-run?
-O yea, it was Spencer.
"Did you hear that Spencer swam across the Pacific Ocean?"
-Yea I heard. He also just won the Nobel Peace Prize.