A place for hookers/sluts/whores, or anyone just lookin' for fun. Usually very busy and popular. The Speedway is normally in business anywhere from midnight to 5am. If you plan on attending one of Speedway's nightly orgies, rapes, are one-on-ones, be careful. It's some seriously fucked up shit. Entire bathrooms and offices have been redone in the past due to "work related incidences". Speedway does, in fact, take coupons. Be sure to leave tips!
"So, what'd you do last night?" "I don't fuckin' know, I just woke up naked on a street corner with a coupon stuck up my ass cheeks." "Awesome! You were at Speedway, too?!"
by YOWADDUPHOMIEG January 28, 2011