anal speedbump 

See: hemorrhoid

I was about to corn-hole this bitch, but I couldn't seem to overlook the numerous anal speedbumps

anal speedbump by 4tran4 January 23, 2011

Saginaw Speedbump 

A hairstyle made popular in Saginaw, Michigan, in which a woman's hair is pulled up into a full or half ponytail and then pushed forward and sprayed, resulting in a bump of hair on the top of her head that makes her skull look convex.

Kyle: Did you have a nice time in mid-Michigan?
Kristi: How did you know I was there?
Kyle: Honey, the Saginaw Speedbump gives it all away.

Saginaw Speedbump by Kate Charlton October 7, 2008

San Francisco Speedbump 

When you hit a bump in the road while driving and go flying through the air. Meanwhile, your passenger unknowingly slips a dildo under your ass, spearing you as you land back on your seat.

I hit a giant pothole on the highway, and before I knew it, the gay hitchhiker I picked up had given me the San Francisco Speedbump.

San Francisco Speedbump by Blumper Decker Dactyl September 15, 2011

speedblitz 

A type of argument that basically says that character A is so much faster than his opponent that he can win the fight before said opponent is even capable of reacting or doing anything.

Goku vs Superman? Goku totally speedblitzes!

speedblitz by Teeloffel August 14, 2021

Sebago Speedboat 

n, v. The act when one man buries his face in between another man's buttocks and vigorously throws his head back and forth while resonating his lips to make a "brrrrr" sound. Very similar to motorboating.

I almost passed out with delight when Henry knelt behind me, buried his face between my naked ass cheeks, and gave me a Sebago Speedboat.

Sebago Speedboat by GBart444 July 8, 2011

Arizona Speedbump 

You fuck a bitch and then run her over with a car.

I'm glad you had a good time at dinner, how about a Arizona Speedbump for dessert?

Arizona Speedbump by charles wilson March 23, 2008

Arizona Speedbump 

After you have intercourse with a female, you run over her with a car.

That bitch is about to be on the receiving end of an Arizona Speedbump.

Arizona Speedbump by vegan pudding February 3, 2008