A person whom from a distance appears attractive but upon further inspection turns out to be ugly.
The term is derived from the motion in which you would drive over a speed bump. You slow down to check out said person and upon discovering how unattractive they really are you resume speed and continue on course.
The opposite of a Stopsign
Two young men walking together -
Joe: Yo, that girl is phat
Rick: Yeah, lemme catch up to her before I try to holla.
"Rick and Joe catch up and continue to walk past"
An assinine attempt to slow traffic in parking lots or on roads. These bumps are put in by assholes in an attempt to reduce speeds on main through roads in some residential areas. Speed bumps often result in cussing by the "victims" who want to exercise their rights to travel on smooth public roads. Often these pissed off people will speed up excessively after passing over a speed bump to spite the assholes responsible!
Speed bumps are assholes in asphalt form!
1. a hump in the road designed to stop cars from going above 25 in a residential area.
2. anything that prevents one from achieving one's goals
Someone needs to repair the speed bump.
Acne-like sores that can appear on the long-term meth (speed) user's skin. If constantly picked at, they can become scars.
People were avoiding Tom nowadays because his speed bumps made it clear just how much of a druggie he'd become.
speed bumps: Marbles and/or other objects being place inside the skin of the penis to increase the intensity of female's orgasm.. believed to have come from Fiji..
speed bumps - cut a small opening in your shaft just below you penis head on the bottom of your penis.. insert marbles or other objects inside then sew it shut.
Small, underdeveloped breasts. Normally found on skinny girls.
She needs to grow some boobs, all she's go is them little speed bumps.
When your significant other (typically female) inserts the entirety of her (or his) fist in your booty hole
in quick, successive "bumps."
The frustration and anxiety typically associated with traffic speed bumps
is included, especially if one has an impending bowel movement.Santorum
A kayak in the Puget Sound.
Watch out for the speed bumps ahead, you don't want to tip their boat and water log their granola.