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Someone who blows his load early, a pre-mature ejaculator. Rarely a good thing, speed skeeters arent accepted in todays world often excluded and not wanted to performe sexual acts.
"I heard John's a speed skeeter is that true?"
"Yes it is, i almost feel bad for the poor bastard."
by tagger June 06, 2006
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