Top Definition
Spears-shear: (Verb) To shave one's head in fear of a court ordered hair sample drug test.

Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"

Ochris: "Legal, obviously."

Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."
#the courtroom shave #not-a-hair-of evidence #clean head-start #bustya likes 'em bald #the ultimate revenge
by Bustya Lipbitch April 24, 2008
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