A word of my own invention,it's now often used at the school where I work (I'm a pupil.)
This word replaces the word bastard
in a sentence.
Used becuase it has alot more meaning behind it,
it's short for 'Spazzy turd.'
It also has less vulgar connotations than 'bastard'(your less likely to get told off for saying it in school)
,even though in theory, it should be even more offensive, becuase 'bastard' doesn't have any meaning
whilst the meaning of spazzturd is always the same.
1:Can I borrow 10 quid?
1:Oh please I really need it!
2:No I don't have any money with me.
1: PLEASE I'll PAY YOU BACK!
2:no! get your own money you little spazzturd!