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8.
the area between the testicles and anus
by Anonymous July 21, 2003
 
1.
The tuft of hair located in the small of the back, just above the crease.
"Dude, you have a the hairiest Spatch I have ever seen!"
by Aaron Billings January 05, 2009
 
2.
the piece of skin between the asshole and pussy
i nutted on her spatch
by nutstain40 June 03, 2003
 
3.
the female equivalent of a tool. Derives from the word spatula. A guy who is a jerk is called a tool or a toolbag. A girl who is acting the same way is a female tool, or a spatch.
"Did you just hear her talking about Deanne?"
"Yeah, dude, she's such a spatch!"
by CrabApples444 December 07, 2011
 
4.
To spank one's snatch (or "cooter").
"Dude, I just spatched your mom last night."
"Dude, that's not cool, my mom's a nice lady."
by Boner Criminal November 18, 2011
 
5.
Abbreviation for the acoustic rock/folk band, Dispatch.
Dispatch Fan 1: Dude, I'm listening to some 'spatch
Dispatch Fan 2: Dude, Dispatch is amazinggggggg.
by Lbro99 December 05, 2010
 
6.
Male ejaculate that has been inside a vagina and is in some manner released back outside of it.
Did you see that spatch all over her leg?
by JayLum March 18, 2010
 
7.
a morph between the words "spot" and "patch"
Spatch: an indecisive way of saying spot and patch at the same time.
by maydaycincodimayo May 05, 2011