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15.
Spartan, aka spart, is when a homo gets bummed and sperm aka seaman is released into a bum hole and the receiver passes wind releasing the stagment sperm mixed with poo hitting the inner wall of the boxer shorts making a spunky poo shaped sunflower, spartan
Spartan, spart, shart, sunflower, follow through!
by Charndog86 October 16, 2011
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16.
when an incident of absolute awesomeness occurs right before your very eyes
bob: yo did you see the queen headbutt tony blair?
geldof: no i missed that!
bob: man that was spartan!
geldof: i need a poo
by leebay April 11, 2007
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17.
a warrior-like figure from the days of sparta, the greek city-state which have bread trough and today are shown through a select few of south american heritage.
characteristics of spartans
-immense will of fighting
-ability to destroy persians with ease
-diet consists of raw meat and/or uncooked eggs

how to know if you are a descendant of sparta
-have a six pack from an early age
-dark complexion
-into dangerous activities i.e. extreme sports
-a strong distaste for asians
-indifference on appearance pertaining to opposite sex i.e. for intercourse
-skilled in the art of thievery
-opposed to german army members
"i am spartan- i must never surrender, never retreat-death on the battlefield is the greatest glory a man can achieve"

examples of spartans:
chuck lidell
chuck norris
anyone with the name chuck
king leunitas
etc...
by anthony tolliver June 25, 2007
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18.
A player or supporter of Blyth Spartans, the North East's premier non-league football team (soccer for all you who believe that football involves wearing huge amounts of padding and armour and throwing the ball)

Blyth Spartans got to the 5th round of the FA Cup in 1978, a feat since equalled, but never beaten. Now in the "Conference North" , they are the highest placed team in the North east of England's non league pyramid.

Chants of "Harry Dunn's green and white army" and "we are Blyth, we are Blyth, we are Blyyyyyyth" often accompany the Spartan army in their travels around the country.

Local rivals include cock knockers Gateshead, who are supported by a bunch of wannabe mackems south of the River Tyne.
"Come on Spartans", "Hawaaaaaay Spartans" or just "Hawaaaaay Blyth"
by Dowager Duchess of Newsham October 02, 2006
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19.
Someone is is extremely badass to the point that it is almost funny. They lack a manline and are so chiseled that it looks fake.
Tiffany is such a fuckin Spartan!
by shelovessomeone August 30, 2007
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20.
sexy; beyond sexy; total eye candy; genetic perfection
wow he/she is spartan
dammn he/she was spartan
whoa! spartan over there!
by lililili December 25, 2006
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21.
someone who thinks they are living the film 300 in their everyday lives. they often focus on bodybuilding and making sure their bodies are healthy in an effort to hide a small penis. enjoys masturbation and discussing it in groups
im a spartan i crack one off on the hour every hour
by Spaaaartan May 13, 2008
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