someone who thinks they are living the film 300 in their everyday lives. they often focus on bodybuilding and making sure their bodies are healthy in an effort to hide a small penis. enjoys masturbation and discussing it in groups
im a spartan i crack one off on the hour every hour
by Spaaaartan May 13, 2008
A drinking game much like a centurion where the player must drink 300 shots in 300 minutes (one per minute). Any drink can be used but beer or similar percentage alcohol is advised. Whoever can finish without throwing up earns the title spartan, this title can stick with the player forever and be similar in stature to an O.B.E. The player can then add spartan as a suffix to their name eg(John Smith, Spartan).
Bob: Why did you miss lectures today?
Tim: I Did a Spartan last night
Bob: So your the cunt who drank my crate of beer!!
Tim: Thats no way to talk to a Spartan!
Bob: Sorry Tim
by fandango8 March 05, 2008
Sarcastic remark that on the surface appears very masculine buti s truly gay. Fact: Older Spartans often had anal sex with the younger, not quite soldier, spartans. Then when they would go off and battle they would fuck each other.
Don't ask don't tell is Spartan.
Brokeback mountain is Spartan.
Long hunting trips are Spartan.
by Legbah February 05, 2008
Someone is is extremely badass to the point that it is almost funny. They lack a manline and are so chiseled that it looks fake.
Tiffany is such a fuckin Spartan!
by shelovessomeone August 30, 2007
descriptive word for anything related to macho male homoeroticism.
Did you ever notice how 'spartan' pro wrestling is?
by Figleaf23 August 10, 2007
a warrior-like figure from the days of sparta, the greek city-state which have bread trough and today are shown through a select few of south american heritage.
characteristics of spartans
-immense will of fighting
-ability to destroy persians with ease
-diet consists of raw meat and/or uncooked eggs

how to know if you are a descendant of sparta
-have a six pack from an early age
-dark complexion
-into dangerous activities i.e. extreme sports
-a strong distaste for asians
-indifference on appearance pertaining to opposite sex i.e. for intercourse
-skilled in the art of thievery
-opposed to german army members
"i am spartan- i must never surrender, never retreat-death on the battlefield is the greatest glory a man can achieve"

examples of spartans:
chuck lidell
chuck norris
anyone with the name chuck
king leunitas
etc...
by anthony tolliver June 25, 2007
when an incident of absolute awesomeness occurs right before your very eyes
bob: yo did you see the queen headbutt tony blair?
geldof: no i missed that!
bob: man that was spartan!
geldof: i need a poo
by leebay April 17, 2007

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