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Sparta, NJ. A whore filled, druggie infested town in northern new jersey. Like seriously all you have to do to beat a sports team here is throw a bag a weed on the ground and theyll all go running towards it. and here in sparta the girls dont wear short-shorts...they wear whore-shorts. the white kids for some reason think theyre black...makes no sense. Every kid thinks they can do what they want because theyre mommies and daddies are rich and give them whatever they want. There are some normal families in Sparta...but not many...like 10..at the most. And for some reason kids in Sparta also think they're cool if they hang out in front of CVS, Panera Bread, Dunkin Donuts or go swimming in a sewage pit called Lake Mohawk. Spartan 1- Ohhh letss hang outt tonight!
Spartan 2- Omggg we can hang out in front of Panera Bread then go get high At Lake Mohawkk! Spartan 3-dudeee soundss amazinng. Normal Kid- what. the. fuck. get me out of this town. now. |
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a verb, to kick someone in the chest while yelling "Sparta!" When Bill was being a jerk, Mike spartad him into the pool.
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Sparta is a city in southern Greece. In antiquity it was a Dorian Greek military state, originally centered in Laconia. As a city-state devoted to military training, Sparta possessed the most formidable army in the Greek world, and after achieving notable victories over the Athenian and Persian Empires, regarded itself as the natural protector of Greece.Laconia or Lacedaemon,was the name of the wider city-state centered at the city of Sparta, though the name "Sparta" is now used for both. The Kings of Sparta were believed to be the direct descendants of Heracles.
The city of Sparta lies at the southern end of the central Laconian plain, on the right bank of the river Evrotas. The site was strategically located; guarded from three sides by mountains and controlling the routes by which invading armies could penetrate Laconia and the southern Peloponnesus via the Langhda Pass over Mt Taygetus. At the same time, its distance from the sea—Sparta is 27 miles from its seaport, Gythium—made it difficult to blockade. It's a place in ancient Greece called Sparta
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Noun
1. MADNESS!!! 2. the state of being insane; insanity. 3. senseless folly: It is sheer madness to speak as you do. 4. frenzy; rage. 5. intense excitement or enthusiasm. "Man, did you see that guy stab that opossum? That was sheer Sparta..."
"He should seek help..." Douchebag "This is madness!" Badass "Madness? THIS! IS! SPARTAAAA!" |
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A city of Ancient Greece inhabited by bad-asses and a bad-ass rock band. Sparta rule but the greeks are scum.
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Sparta is the unambiguous answer to any "what" question. E.g., "What is two plus two?" "Sparta", "What does that road sign up ahead say?" "Sparta", "What's the quickest way to get to Greece?" "Sparta", etc. In a strictly literal sense, Sparta is the embodiment of all that is epic in the world fused with the awesomeness of Chuck Norris if he were to have a kid with King Leonidas. Person A, pointing at Bonzai tree: "What is this?"
Person B, picking up Bonzai tree: "This is Sparta." |
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To Sparta- To kick someone in the chest whilst shouting at them.
Sparterd- Being kicked in the chest whilst being shouted at. Spartaring- (spart-er-ing) to be in the act of kicking someone in the chest whilst shouting at them. Conor- Shut up or i will Sparta you!
Matt- Dude you got Sparterd. Sam- Look he's spartaring that guy! |
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1. Ancient Greek City-State
2. To kick someone in the chest and have them fall over. I was walking up the stairs to go to my class, and Jim Sparta'd me when I got to the top.
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