that require artistic excellence, not just athletic ability. Often not considered sports because the are judged on art and not physical skills, sparts require artistic ability, and are judged. You cannot objectively say who is the best at any particular spart, rather who's form you like most. Often people can be very good at sports, but not at sparts as they lack the ability for the fine motor movements involved. Same with those who are good at sparts, they lack the speed or raw strength involved in many sports.
The word is based off of a combination of art and sport, because they are artsy sports. Judged on artistic quality and not physical ability.
Julie: Marching band is definately a sport.
Bob: Really, It's more of a spart. It's got this artsy thing going.
sports that are both art and sport, like synchronized swimming or band
at the olympics I look forward to watching Sparts like synchronized swimming
The act in which a man flatulates warm semen after pleasurable anal sex with another male. This act of flatulation causes a projectile white liquid to shoot out from the anal cavity.
Tim sparted in his boyfriend's face. His boyfriend, Pat, neglected to wash his face that night. The next morning, Pat's face had what appeared to be a very horrible rash with pulsating boils. Pat is no longer living.
A neologism combining the words sperm and farting.
Sparting is accomplished upon the anal deposit of a man's ejaculate and the receiving partner's subsequent flatulence which expels the mixture.
I was terrified when I saw my poop laced with sperm webbing - I think I just spart myself.
He blew the load all up in my butt, you best believe that ima spart it out.
My panties were soaked in the back. I did have anal sex, so I'm guessing I sparted.
when you think its a fart and shit sprays out of your ass
rj: guess what!
jesus: wait a minute, i gatta fart
jesus: aww, its a spart...FUCK IT
Short for "Spartacist" - a cult of Kim Il-Sung appologists that claim to be the only legitimate heirs to Leon Trotsky, and the vanguard of world revolution, forth-internationalist-stylee.
Sparts have a slightly discomforting obsession with abolishing "fascist" age-of-consent laws, and are occasionally shunned as some sort of Marxist-NAMBLA.
Silly Spart, I don't want a subscription to yr theoretical journal.
A difficult, and extremely dangerous manoever. It is where an individual simultaneously Spews and Farts.
It can be improved by drinking copious quantities of Guinness
and raw eggs.
Wow, after all of that egg-nog
, no wonder Michael Barrymore Sparted