Being so drunk you go cross-eyed. Named after a guy who cant see straight. Like straight at all, like you look at him and he seems like a frog, one eye on you, one eye in the sky.
"Oh man I was so sparried last night I couldn't see straight"
"Hey who wants to get sparried?"
"Bro I was so sparried I ended up pulling a Matarangas in the bed"