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Located in the prestigous "Zone" Sparks, MD is filled with people who don't wave, don't smile, and otherwise can't see past the end of their nose to acknowledge your existance.
The best part of Sparks, MD is the "Sparkette's, not the cheerleaders, but the PTA Mom's who alienate every other parent from participating in their child's education for the fear of being Sparked. These women band together like a cult and their leader will take you out at the knees.
Come visit us. Amongst the overpriced housing and German cars, you'll find heaven on earth.
by Sparks26 December 22, 2010

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