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Any overweight hoochie with the air of being high maintenance although there's never a man in the equation. Typically favors Louie Vuitton, Gucci etc. in any form of knock off. Can be spotted by the tell tale glitter and perfume residue often for the purpose of masking hygienic negligence.
The sparkle pig in the cubicle next to me talks non-stop to her girlfriend about what a dog girlfriend's man is but the only men in her life are Ben & Jerry.
by seanomatopeoia October 17, 2008
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