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Similar to a Chuck Norris joke that is said to a member of the Sparano Family(Tony Sparano: head coach of the Miami Dolphins) that is said to remind them that they are richer and supirior to the person telling the joke.
Sparano Joke 1: How many licks does it take a Sparano to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

The World will never know since they bite it right away

Sparano Joke 2: How many Sparanos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None someone is paid to do it for them
by Dol-Fan4433 August 24, 2009

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