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27. Spanky
Useless tosser who shows an unhealthy interest in the age old art of bondage.

Actually has no clue!
Put your whip away before Spanky shoots his load! (when in fact the whip is made from liquorice)

Piss off Spanky, you dont have a clue!
by Bbaby Dec 29, 2004 add a video
1. spanky
Term of endearment referring to a male's masturbatory habits.
Hey, Spanky. You think you can drop that lotion long enough to hit the clubs tonight?
by mymindisglowing Jun 1, 2003 add a video
2. spanky
When you just want to slap a girls ass because it appears so perfect.
That girl has a spanky ass.
by Noah Webster Jan 27, 2005 add a video
3. Spanky
A nickname, or rather synonym for the first name "Spencer". Sometimes shortened to Spanks. To be used to anyone going by said name. No exceptions.
Paul: "Oh, hey Spencer."
Spencer: "Don't you mean 'Spanky'?"
Paul: "My bad. Hey Spanky."
4. Spanky
The sex.
pull it off like Mike Jones
and we're like who?
Spanky is the sex man Spanky is the sex
5. spanky
A man who is nothing more than a play thing or toy...

Never capitalized unless it's the beginning of a sentence.

Spanky is not a person...he's an object of desire; a possession; a treat you eat without guilt but can throw away if you're full and don't want to eat it all...
It's been a while...think I may give spanky a call.

I've had a hard day, I need some spanky.

Damn, spanky!

...and any other example any woman needs for a spanky ; )
6. spanky
(adjective) : A descriptive adjective that shows the noun in a positive fashion.
"Wow, Dad, those pants are spanky."—Edna-Jean, September 3, 2008
7. Spanky
Noun: A slap someone endures across the face with a thinly sliced piece of meat; usually done with lunch meat or a patty of a fast food burger.
"Since Mike wouldn't shut up at the McDonald's drive-thru, I opened up his greasy McDouble and gave him a spanky."
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