A "Spankie" cannot be named by their true name until they have done an awesome act of total awesome that will initiate the vote of the group to not call Him/Her Spanky, that or they must stay around long enough to hold seniority over a new "Spankie"
Bob: That's his real name?
Billy: To us it is *Looking very awesome whilst saying it*
Spankie: Really guys?
Bob: Spankie go close the door!
Spankie: -Sigh- *Spankie closes the door*