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16. Spanish
The absolute worst language ever created, completely inferior to every other language and should never have been created. It is a chore to learn and when you speak it you sound like you have a hyperactive brain disorder. What makes this even worse is that 329 million people actually speak the language. German, English, and Russian are all more awesome and kick Spanish's ass. Even Mandarin Chinese and Icelandic, both EXTREMELY difficult languages, are more interesting to learn.
Spanish Loser: ¿Habla Espanol? (Do you speak Spanish?)

Awesome German Dude: Nein, Ich du nicht; Spanisch ist Pferd scheiß, und du bist ein dummkopf. (No, I do not; Spanish is horse shit, and you are an idiot.)
1. Spanish
1. a person from Spain or a person whose ethnic composition is primarily derived of ancestors from Spain. (For this reason people from Latin America cannot necessarily be considered Spainsh see Note)

2. a latin-based language used mostly in Spain and many countries in Latin America. Spanish is also very widely spoken in parts of the Pacific (i.e. the Philippines) , and Africa (i.e. Morocco). Countries in Latin America like Mexico and Puerto Rico speak highly colloquialized variations of Spanish infused over generations with local native and colonial era slave dialects, these variations however are still considered Spanish; for example, it would be inapproprite to suggest that someone 'speaks Mexican.'

3. of or related to Spain.

*Note: This does not apply to people from Latin America, Despite popular/ignorant belief: Latin Americans are not 'Spanish' in this sense, even though many speak Spanish.

Latin America consists of many ethnicities, including European (Spanish, Portuguese, British, French, Deutsch mostly), African, Amerindian (or 'Natives of the Americas' for the less educated), Arab and even Asian (how did the Japenese end up in Chile anyway?)

While Spanish is the language spoken in most Latin American countries, the term Latin used for Latinos stems from the fact that many other latin based lang...
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2. Spanish
the best looking people.
hes spanish and hot.
by anonymous Aug 9, 2003 add a video
3. spanish
a language whose real name isn't even spanish, but castillian

a citizen of spain, but according to some ignoramus in the USA, a puerto rican.
Puerto rican american: I am spanish, all hail my spanish people

Spaniard: STFU stupid idiot, you're a puerto rican, you're as spanish as americans are english, or haitians are french.
by pelots Mar 5, 2005 add a video
4. Spanish
1 Person from Spain
2 Language spoken in Spain. But also in other countries such as Mexico or Puerto Rico
3 Fourth most spoken language (between 420-425 milion people) after chinese, english and hindi.
4 The language which has the funny letter " ñ "
Andy: hey look! that spanish guy...isn't he friendly?
Cazz: yeap, but he isn't spanish..
Andy: but he speaks spanish!
Cazz: so what? he's from Mexico!
5. Spanish
coolest language ever!!
yo man si you don't hablas spanish estás out!!
by John Doe Dec 7, 2003 add a video
6. spanish
People from spain. People call latino's spanish because they speak spanish even though they may not be spanish.
Hey look at that Spanish person. I'm not Spanish bitch! I'm Peurto Rican.
by john smith Jul 29, 2004 add a video
7. Spanish
the fourth most spoken language on Earth (after body, Chinese, and what's-it-called). Because of its high saturation of words and numerous associations to the number 43, atomic number of technetium, it is considered to be a radioactive language, which decays by alpha-particle emission to Latin.
Our map was in Spanish a few minutes ago. Now it's all in Latin, and it glows too.
by eszett May 15, 2003 add a video
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