Verb- When someone manhandles your possessions in a spasticated manner, causing them to cease functioning correctly or wrecking them altogther.
For example, if someone were to pick up your new iphone, press a few things in an ill educated manner and return it, only for you to find later that you can no longer call anywhere except Greece, they will have seriously spandled it.
You're not touching it, you spandle everything.
those bizarre exercise outfits women sometimes wear that feature a thong over spandex pants.
Monica's spandle really started to chaffe after an hour on the eliptical.